Annoying Advise!My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after The annoying orange because you'll only end up with a marshmallow in your Nuggets." I never quite understood his advice until one Apple day, I was gardening with my best friend Mango. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was frutty and spooky sounds came from deep within. Mango saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
The Big Match!Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Whatsittoya who always dreamed of becoming the world's best farter. He trained every day for 1,000,000,000 hours in order to beat his rival, The Incredibly Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Whatsittoya came armed with a whoopie cushion and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Whatsittoya emerged as the smelly victor! His achievement is celebrated every 4th of July.